twinkle twinkle little dork,
how I love to eat your pork.
it's so tastey, it's so fat,
now I gotta chase the cat.

I'm really bored in study hall
can't you tell, Im up the wall




hey dummie dummie that cat made a funny
the frog made a little do do
the fat cow laughed to see such dumbness
and the snake ran away with a baboon


do your ears fall off
when you give a great big cough
do they lie there on the ground
or bounce at every sound
can you stick them in your pocket
just like davie crockett
do your ears fall off?



I'm a great big beer mug, filled with froth
here is my owner, a man of the cloth
when he get's all steamed up
then he shouts:
tip me over and spank me now